my favorite post on this website
how do i get abs without doing anything
If you’re like most Americans, chances are you’ve visited a zoo. Maybe you’ve only gone to one on a school field trip, or maybe it’s one of your favorite places to go, but whatever the case, zoos are popular in this country.
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things to know before going to the zoo, 1, don’t fucking go to the zoo
shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you
do you know who’s cute? read the last word me
how can people even be cute, tell me your secrets
"People used to mock me for loving Disney so much, it used to hurt, but now that I work with the company and get to do pretty amazing stuff everyday, everybody suddenly wants to be buddies. I always pretend to be too busy to get them into the parks"
when children do things and u just wanna murder them
i literally never get tired of this post
once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
i saw a white boy playing an acoustic guitar on his porch so i yelled at him “play wonderwall” and he said he never heard of that song god what’s the fucking point of white boys if u can’t even make fun of them