i came back to shave you

borderlineotaku:

blastortoise:

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HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE


borderlineotaku:

blastortoise:

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HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE


bastillesburritos:

owls-in-a-submarine:

fidefortitude:

illegalrepublican:

i need an explanation

giraffe go boopely boo splash

can the science side of tumblr confirm this?

Protons

bastillesburritos:

owls-in-a-submarine:

fidefortitude:

illegalrepublican:

i need an explanation

giraffe go boopely boo splash

can the science side of tumblr confirm this?

Protons


cornfuse:

you’re as unsatisfying as cold french fries


thats-slightly-raven:

People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows 


  • gurlfriend: happy fathers day
  • bf: but im not a dad
  • gf: :)

traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

posted 22 hours ago via crrocs · © traynors with 310,300 notes

armadillo:

when your friends make plans right in front of you and dont invite youimage


noelfieldingnoelfielding:

tupacabra:

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

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without it its just

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NYELLO

there will come a day when i will stop reblogging this, but today is not the day.



fruitcrocs:

when someone repeats a joke you just said and they get the credit for it

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rabioheab:

so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what 


weloveshortvideos:

How to hit high notes…

#vid #fav

sirbombalot:

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.


the-goddamazon:

mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

sluttytroye:

communismkills:

trueemergence:

omg damn

IS THIS REAL.

nokia ad is killing me

It’s a cold world

APPLE IS GETTING ROASTED TO A CRISP OMG LMFAOOOOOOO