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what did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? "oh sheet"

holligenet:

If you are driving a vehicle…

use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL

USE YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING TURN SIGNAL

IT’S NOT JUST A RANDOM OOOOOoOoOoOO WHAT DIS DO, DIS FLIPPER SWITCH STICK THINGY WAT A NEAT CAR DECORATION

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

ThEC LOGnER YOU WATCHIT TH e MORE HILARIOUS IT GETS

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

urbancatfitters:

idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong

dutchster:

just a tip if you suffer from acne: wash your face with boiling water. it will kill off any bacteria present on your face

bastille-bad-blood-fan:

van-de-nacht:

oh my god I might be crying

apparently he said this because the fans held up a sign saying “how am I gonna be an octopus about this?” and he got all confused.

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hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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telapathetic:

people who  needlessly start drama

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surgeongenerals:

i feel like this is really important

surgeongenerals:

i feel like this is really important

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

catchful:

If you’re suicidal here’s a hug from me to you *hugs* because I know how much a hug can mean, also, I love you and I’ll be over with hot tea and your favorite movies and big blankets so we can cuddle and forget about all of our problems because I know what it’s like to be sad. 

xxdontxblinkxx:

ill-be-fine-love:

paradacsa-an:

jaceheromdale:

it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish

i’ve never read something so accurate

this speaks to me on a spiritual level

This is so perfect for me

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.