i came back to shave you

guntoyourhead:

alcohol is not the answer

alcohol is the question, yes is the answer


dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them


posted 9 hours ago via eovvynn · © wilwheaton with 2,898 notes

liquorsexandtattoos:

2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen

liquorsexandtattoos:

2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen

posted 11 hours ago via crrocs · © morgmir with 573,583 notes

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

posted 1 day ago via confirmance · © 6yr with 442,382 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]



teamrocketing:

we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like

image


Track Title: Centuries

Artist: Fall Out Boy

mylearnedbehavior:

Fall Out Boy - Centuries

Get It Here!


voldy92:

there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album



milthanks:

vinegod:

how i feel when i wear glasses vs how i feel without them. by AlliCattt

where’s her oscar because this is a full movie in 6 seconds


avengingbutt:

the-super-sized-mcshizzle-man:

mskneesocks:

if a u can see a someone’s bra through their shirt do you care.  like do u really care.  it’s probably a hecka cute bra right and i bet they spent like 20 dollars on that bra.  maybe even 30 dollars idk.  don’t shun the bra appreciate the bra

It’s underwear. It’s not supposed to be seen

image

posted 3 days ago via guy · © mskneesocks with 479,964 notes


iguanamouth:

dont worry about it